Barbie Church, Green 12 Step Programs & 26 bones in the foot
Life has been so busy lately I thought I would share some levity:) Here are some quotes I have jotted down from the mouths of Otis babes. M: Mom I used self control today! Mom: Oh honey I am so proud of you! What happened? M: I choose not to kiss the wall! J: Did you know there are 26 bones you can break in your foot? Mom: What? Why? Whose foot did you break? (no one broke a bone it was just to raise my blood pressure apparently) N: Is it OK for D's Barbies to go on dates if the only place they go on the dates is to Church? (He shows me the church he has made from blocks and a broken crucifix and a scantily dressed Barbie making eyes at a Beach babe Ken. Neither looks pious despite their surroundings) J: I really like red foods. Mom: That's weird thing to say J: No, you really like green food like spinach & that drink you drink. I like catchup, twizzlers and those red chips. Mom: Well, my green deal is about health. J: Yup! That might be your problem mom.